Meet Meera: queen of the kitchen Olympics. She’s flipping hot rotis, yelling at her son to switch off the geyser, juggling a phone timer, and wiping sweat off her forehead — all before breakfast.
Rohit, lounging like the king of the sofa, smirks: “If kitchen marathons were a gym, then my office chair should have made me Mr. Universe by now.”
And then there’s Nani, with chai in hand, enjoying her front-row seat: “Beta, WHO says 150 minutes of actual exercise each week. Roti-flipping just isn’t on the list — unless you sprint between the gas stove and the fridge!”
Everyone laughs, but Meera feels the sting. If chores aren’t exercise, then why is she always tired — and still gaining weight?
The next day, Brew & Bite café becomes our debate arena. Over steaming cups of masala chai, Meera vents, “I’m literally on my feet all day—cooking, walking, teaching. So why am I still putting on kilos?”
Rohit retorts with a grin: “Because vacuuming burns fewer calories than one gulab jamun.”
Nani jumps in with her fact-checking glasses on: “An hour of mopping burns around 150 calories. But a 30-minute jog burns 350 to 400. Your daily hustle isn’t cardio; it’s survival mode.”
Translation? You can clean the whole house spotless, but if your heart rate never sees a real push, those arteries won’t thank you.
Quick Reality Check — METs (Metabolic Equivalent of Task):
Activity | METs (Intensity) |
---|---|
Sweeping | ~3 |
Mopping | 2.5–3.5 |
Cooking | 2–3 |
Carrying kid (short) | 5–6 |
Jogging / Running | 8–12 |
Simply put, household chores usually hover around the light to low-moderate intensity zone, not enough to build fitness. Real cardio starts when your heart races at 5 METs or more — like brisk walks, jogging, or dancing.
And here’s a secret: your body gets clever at chores — the same workout burns fewer calories over time. You need to challenge your muscles and heart differently, or risk future “Saree struggles” and “knee protests.”
Over dinner, Rohit pokes Meera’s plate: “Shaadi suits you… especially around the tummy.”
Meera glares back: “Look who’s talking, Mr. Butter Chicken Every Weekend!”
Science backs this roast. A 2014 obesity study found many women gain 5–10 pounds within the first five years of marriage.
Why? The combo platter of richer meals, less “me-time” workouts, and Netflix-biryani cozy nights. Plus, hormonal ups and downs, pregnancy, and the easing of “single and skinny” pressure.
Men gain too — but let’s be honest, women hear about it more.
Bottom line? It’s not marriage itself, it’s the lifestyle shift—and dreams of future travel and compounding health that need attention.
Nani pulls out a set of colorful dominoes, each labeled with life’s actual problem areas:
One push and the whole chain collapses.
Meera asks, “If I stop one block now, can I stop it all?” Nani nods: “That block is called exercise.”
Rohit, the self-appointed scientist, pipes up mid-chat:
Google agrees: chores aren’t exercise. Real movement, done right, is your heart’s best friend.
Less than 10% of Indians get regular recreational exercise. For women, the numbers are worse — just 3–5% in most towns and cities.
Why? “Too busy,” “family first,” and the silent myth that household work counts as fitness.
But being busy cleaning, cooking, and running errands doesn’t build muscles, improve bones, or save your heart. It may keep the home running — but not your body.
Nani breaks it down — simple, doable, non-negotiable:
Remember: Your mop cleans your home. Your sweat session cleans your arteries.
Busy ≠ Fit.
Marriage ≠ Excuse.
Chores ≠ Cardio.
Sweat intentionally today — or pay with aches and ailments tomorrow.